You Know This Happens

I spotted this at the hair salon and snapped it. From the September 2010 Cosmopolitan:

His Insecurities

“I only have seductive skills because of Fabio. I buy dopey romance books at yard sales and rip out the sex scenes. I’ll study those pages until I can recite most of those tacky phrases word for word because they are like cheat sheets for getting a girl’s pants off.”

— David, 30

Glad we could help out, David. Now buy more of our books new, chat us up at our blogs and we’ll help you get a lot better at this whole seduction thing.

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